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Peer-to-Peer File Sharing site TorrentSpy has been ordered to pay $110m (£56m) to the Motion Picture Association of America for copyright infringement weeks after the website shut down.

TorrentSpy use to facilitated illegal sharing of copyright files by hosting a collection of links to films and music. TorrentSyp utilised a legitimate file-sharing technology called BitTorrent to enable individual users to send and share large files by splitting the files in to small chucks.

Justin Bunnell and Wes Park owners of Valence Media, the parent company of TorrentSyp have filed for bankruptcy. Motion Picture began legal action against the website in February 2006.

Dan Glickman, chairman of the MPAA said.

This substantial money judgement sends a strong message about the illegality of these sites. The demise of TorrentSpy is a clear victory for the studios.

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