Why are wedding dresses white?

Son asked his mother the following question:

“Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”

The mother looks at her son and replies,

“Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.”

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

“Dad why are wedding dresses white?”

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

“Son, all household appliances come in white.”

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE!

  • HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS - Step by step guide with slide presentation
  • TOILET ROLLS — DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion
  • DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
  • DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? - Debate among a panel of experts.
  • REMOTE CONTROL - Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
  • LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

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